Have you got your cracker today? What is a cracker anyways? Anyways but 2.
According to a Webster DICTionary CRACKER means a crispy bread that cracks when munched. It is also means snapping of a whiplash, chiefly dial, a boaster, or the equipment in which cracking petroleum is carried out.
Although a cracker is not a cracker when its added with another word BARREL.
CRACKER BARREL is a homespun character of a store. Do I have a store? I wish! I wish I have a store filled with fire crackers for July festivities. Oh don't you like sparkles instead?
Cracker barrel is not a CRACKER JACK although they both have cracker. Cracker jack is a person. or thing of mark excellence. However Cracker Jack is just funny and dimwitted. Boastful and arrogant. Not to mention sarcastic! Love him or hate him. Take it or leave it. As long as you can READ.
Nah what a lame intro. For that's all I can think of right now at about 8:38 AM eastern time.
